So I just came from Dublin, and while previously skeptical about the rantings of a certain person, I now know these things to be indelibly true. Knackers are real and oh, so horrid. I have never in my life met more fit candidates for experimental drowning.
Sure, bogans are unpleasant. Chavs are somewhat grotesque. But knackers […]
Culture is supposed to be good for you right? Then why is it my blood pressure skyrockets whenever I pay to go to a museum? If it’s free, I’m fine with rules devoid of common sense to a point. When my money gets involved my BS threshold shifts. Perhaps it not museums I dislike, more […]
I’m not an animal person usually. But very few in the kindom of animalia receive as much of my personal bile as the insect kingdom. Whether it’s bed bugs, crawling over a wafer-thin mattress in the hostel from hell, or wasps assaulting you in an outdoor cafe, insects manage to take any situation and turn […]
Dear respected proprietors of this hostel (Bluesky Hostel in Glasgow, UK). I wished to share with you some selected thoughts that crossed my mind whilst staying in your lodgings:
Trusting your employees to choose appropriate music to play at a volume of their own discretion in the reception/communal kitchen/dining/only area with available power points is a […]